I seriously don't get Bacon people. You know, the people OBSESSED with bacon. There's a "Bacon Freak" in every office, you know who I'm talking about and if it's you - STOP IT! We don't want to hear about how everything would taste better if it was wrapped, included, or soaked in BACON. It would just taste like… wait for it… BACON!

I like Bacon, and like most Americans, I enjoy it with most food combinations. But when to talk about introducing bacon into unnatural partnerships with ice cream, vodka, or chocolate --- I feel like there should be a group meeting for you to attend to talk about your issues.

For example, check out this bacon creation on FOODBEAST…
Beer and Bacon Battered Deep Fried Doritos.