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PI DAY _ Today is Pi Day. Why today? Because today is 3.14, the value of Pi.
NEWS ATTACK! _ A Little League in Illinois is raising money by raffling an AR-15 assault rifle. [Sounds like bad news for umpires.]
SAY HELLO TO POPE FRANCIS _ Jorge Mario Bergoglio, aka Pope Francis I, is the 76-year-old former archbishop of Buenos Aires, Argentina. He's the first Pope from the Americas and the 266th pontiff in the Catholic Church's 2,000-year history.
WHO WAKES UP MORE GRUMPY? _ Who's more of a grumpy pants in the morning, men or women? If you answered men, you'd be wrong. Women, according to science, wake up much grumpier than men. Reason -- she's not getting enough sleep. Researchers at Duke found that women suffer more on less sleep. More depression, more anger, and more hostility. Women need 20 more minutes of sleep than men.
McDONALD'S IS ROLLING OUT THE EGG WHITE DELIGHT McMUFFIN _ McDonald's will be rolling out its Egg White Delight McMuffin in certain locations on April 22. It's like the Egg McMuffin, but without the yolk. About 50 fewer calories.
WACKY-BUT-TRUE: MAN STOLE WALLET LEFT IN DOCTOR'S OFFICE _Florida authorities arrested a man who stole another man's wallet he found at a doctor's office and bought $1,024 in merchandise with two stolen credit cards. Police say the 71-year-old purchased items at Bed Bath & Beyond, Macy's, Dillard's, and Walmart.
BRAD PITT CAUGHT WEARING SPANX? _ According to Star, Brad Pitt has been "caught wearing Spanx!" The tabloid exclaims, "He's been to London and lives in France, and now Brad Pitt wears ladies' underpants!" A "source" tells the tabloid that Pitt has been "sporting a girdle to control his pudgy midsection." A source close to the actor calls the story "absurd